Quotes

This is a page where I post some funny quotes I find now and then.

The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it.

– Friedrich Nietzsche

Good artists copy, great artists steal

– Pablo Picasso

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

– Albert Einstein

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

– Rick Cook, The Wizardry Compiled

DRM ‘manages access’ in the same way that jail ‘manages freedom.’

– Anonymous

Pray, verb: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

– Ambrose Bierce

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

– Tom Clancy

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.

– General George Patton

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.

– Albert Einstein

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.

– Thomas Alva Edison

An Eye for Eye will make the world blind.

– Mahatma Gandhi

You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind.

– Mahatma Gandhi